Jason and Medea - uh oh spaghettios

MOOD: Feeling wise and sympathetic

OK, in this post I thought id do something a LITTLE different, today, this is going to be a bit of a self help section, so guys, better listen up! :P
Well, I just got a text from one of my homies, Jason... Man, im ALWAYS helping him out....and today's no exception... Anyway, he just got out of a pretty intense relationship to be with a new love interest! First of all, congrats Jason! You should definitely get out while the going is good and its the early bird that gets the worm.... the young pretty worm that is...
Now you may be thinking, good for you Jason, you traded the old cow in for a new one! But that's where his troubles start! So, I get this text, and it says:

"Zeus, do you hear how I am mocked,
Rejected, by this savage beast
Polluted with her children's blood?
But now, as time and strength permit,
I will lament this grievous day,
And call the gods to witness, how
She killed my sons, and now refuses
To let me touch or bury them.
Would God I had not bred them,
Or ever lived to see

Them dead, Medea their destroyer!"

Yeah, pretty poetic aye... well, story short, his psycho ex killed her own kids and wont even let him say goodbye....
Actually, that's a bit strange actually, I don't remember their love story going that way...hmm....oh well, it happens I guess....

So, Jason needs a bit of moral support, and here is what I've got for you mate:

Stick to your guns, men are much more stable than women, just you wait, soon your ex will be flinging herself into your arms begging for forgiveness....and that's when you push her out of your life completely! You've got to cut your losses, her actions are unfortunate, but we both know she was on the way out... women don't stay young forever!! Remember, you're the MAN! Your better! You are the one women need, not the other way around! Don't let that crazed Medea stand in your way any longer!

~ Zeus xx