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Jason and Medea - uh oh spaghettios

MOOD: Feeling wise and sympathetic


OK, in this post I thought id do something a LITTLE different, today, this is going to be a bit of a self help section, so guys, better listen up! :P
Well, I just got a text from one of my homies, Jason... Man, im ALWAYS helping him out....and today's no exception... Anyway, he just got out of a pretty intense relationship to be with a new love interest! First of all, congrats Jason! You should definitely get out while the going is good and its the early bird that gets the worm.... the young pretty worm that is...
Now you may be thinking, good for you Jason, you traded the old cow in for a new one! But that's where his troubles start! So, I get this text, and it says:

"Zeus, do you hear how I am mocked,
Rejected, by this savage beast
Polluted with her children's blood?
But now, as time and strength permit,
I will lament this grievous day,
And call the gods to witness, how
She killed my sons, and now refuses
To let me touch or bury them.
Would God I had not bred them,
Or ever lived to see
Them dead, Medea their destroyer!"

Yeah, pretty poetic aye... well, story short, his psycho ex killed her own kids and wont even let him say goodbye....
Actually, that's a bit strange actually, I don't remember their love story going that way...hmm....oh well, it happens I guess....

So, Jason needs a bit of moral support, and here is what I've got for you mate:

Stick to your guns, men are much more stable than women, just you wait, soon your ex will be flinging herself into your arms begging for forgiveness....and that's when you push her out of your life completely! You've got to cut your losses, her actions are unfortunate, but we both know she was on the way out... women don't stay young forever!! Remember, you're the MAN! Your better! You are the one women need, not the other way around! Don't let that crazed Medea stand in your way any longer!

~ Zeus xx

Hercules the MOVIE???

MOOD: OFFENDED



OMG, I just watched that atrocious Disney movie!! WTF!!! I do NOT LOOK LIKE THIS:



I think we all know that I REALLY look like this:

 
And Hera and I are most definitely not HAPPILY married...in fact, I think this image is a good representation of where we are at...
 

Yeah, im totally offended by this....and confused!! Where the hell did anyone get these untruths from! Urgh, if I didn't know any better, I would seriously think their reasoning was commercialism with underlying 'cotton-wool-society' values... sheesh....

~ Zeus xx
 

TRICKED!!!!!

MOOD: NOT. HAPPY. JAN!



OMFG, im SOOOOOOO PO right now!! You know what, I don't even want to go into the details!!! I was tricked by Prometheus, that is all you need to know, and boy oh boy is he going to be punished! NO ONE tricks me! EVERRRRRR!! So im going to show him just how mighty I AM!!! I am going to confiscate FIRE from his precious humans!!! Hahahahaha! See how you like it Prometheus!!

~ Revengeful Zeus xx