Showing posts with label pregnant. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pregnant. Show all posts

First Wife Metis...Wife No More...

MOOD: unsure...



Yeahhhh...this is kinda awkward....
So, well, it turns out that my first wife, Metis, got pregnant, and well, she said that she will have a child superior to me.... so ummm....well...I sort of...
...trickedherandatehersothatshecanthavemychildbecauseimscareditwilloverthrowmelikeididtomydadandhedidtohisandnowmyheadreallyREALLYhurts...

*gasps for air*

...yeahhh.... anyone know a really good painkiller for my splitting headache??





~ Zeus xx