DOUBLE BIRTH!!!!!!!!

MOOD: ??

Well, im not sure how to start with this one....so I guess ill start from the beginning....lol
Ok, so, I got a new wife...
She then had a child....BY HERSELF! And because it was ALL HER, well, to put it nicely IT WAS HIDEOUS!!! So as soon as she named the disgusting thing, Hephaestus, she threw it off Olympus in her shame!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

Then, the weirdest thing happened, my head started hurting even more, and it almost felt like there was something in there trying to escape, so, I said to Hephaestus; "You may return to Olympus if you crack open my skull to let out the source of the throbbing pain!"

And, well, it actually worked!! ahahahahaha!! the pain is GONE!! Being a natural blacksmith, he totally spilt open my head and out popped my BEAUTIFUL daughter, the goddess of wisdom and war!!

I haven't quite decided what to name her yet though, as I cant consult her mother Metis for obvious reasons (lol) but im tossing up between Athena, Athene, Tritogeneia and Atrytone....

So, at the end of the day:
Have a child without me = abomination
Have a child with me = perfection

Heheheheheheeeee, I totally gave birth out of my head!!

~ Zeus xx

Typhonomachy...

MOOD: ROOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRR

MY THUNDER WILL ROOOOOOOAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY LIGHTNING WILL STRIKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~ Zeus xx

TITANOMACHY!!!

MOOD: POWERFUL!!! and excited ;)

Ok, that took a TAD longer than expected, but thanks to everyone who pitched in, the war against the titans is OVER!! Ahahahahaaaaa
I AM VICTORIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!! I alone, shall be the sole ruler over EVERYTHING!!!!! Take THAT Cronos!!!! :D

....unfortunately, we kinda cant kill the titans though, as yup, you guessed it, they're kinda immortal, and, they aren't all that keen on sitting idly by and watching their kids take over....I guess that one kinda slipped my mind when I was planning the whole thing...my bad.... but its ok, I solved the problem in the end!! I banished them all to TARTARUS!!! Hehehehehe, man, im like soooo totally good at all this!!! lol!

All this power is suddenly making me kinda....excited....now all I've got to do is get myself a cute lass! ;) ....if you know what I mean.... hehehehe ;)



~ Zeus xx