PROMETHEUSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MOOD: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOW DARE YOU DEFY ME AND STEAL FIRE BACK!!!!!
I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU DIDNT EVEN HAVE A CONNECTION WITH HUMANS!

*thunder booms*

...I am going to punish you all with the worst thing imaginable, I will unleash pure misery and despair onto humanity, and this abomination will be made even WOEFUL with the beautiful irony that this one punishment, will also be the most irresistible, wonderful gift, in all of creation....

My punishment, is the creation of WOMEN!!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

And for YOU, Prometheus, chained to a rock, an Eagle will eat you liver, all day, every day, for the rest of eternity! Or until you are no longer immortal....WHICHEVER LASTS LONGER!

16 comments:

  1. What is the worst you can even-
    ....oh... i just finished reading your post... eek :/
    ummm... what if i give you fire back huh??

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    1. ....oh ok, yeah, i guess you REALLY liked the idea of an eagle eating my liver then hey....
      this is horrible :(

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    2. What if i say sorry?!?!?! PLEASEEEEE IM REALLLLLLLLYYYYYY SORRRRYYYYYY!! it was only meant as harmless fun! This IS pure agony!

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    3. too late Mr Forethought.... Sucks to be YOU!

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    4. PLEASEEEEE ALMIGHTY ZEUS!!!!

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    5. Should have thought of that BEFORE.... hahahaha...thought of that before...of the IRONY!!!

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    6. ** oh the IRONY
      ...gotta hate typos! lol

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    7. ...dont even talk to me...

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    8. Hey you guys, do you know where this jar thing came from?!?

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    9. DO NOT OPEN THAT BOX!!!!

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    10. You have GOT to be KIDDING ME WOMAN!!!

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    11. well it wasn't a box anyway! ...it was a jar.... AND ITS NOT MY FAULT!!! I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF! :'( *sob*
      ...at least hope is still trapped inside....

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