I WUV MY BOLT

MOOD: Happy

 
You know, I never really did acknowledge the makers of my fabulous lightning bolt, my  
signature weapon, my eternal accessory. So after completely whipping my dad and Typhon so long ago, punishing unfaithful humans and using it to get the attention of plenty of women, I need to remind the Cyclopes how great they are for forging such a masterpiece!

It isn't often a god as awesome as I, thank others, but in this case, despite you insolence, inhumanity and general uncivilised nature, I totally love you big little guys!!
We formed and Alliance once and I've had my trusty bolt ever since, allowing me to be a total NINJA of AWESOMENESS!!!
 

So, thanks Cyclopes, for everything ;)



~ Zeus xx 

Overthrowing The Titans Here I Come!

MOOD: hungry....for POWER

Bumped into my dad, Cronos, the other day, you should have seen his face! HAHAHAAAA! He was all like "wtf?!! how did you get here, I swear I had gotten rid of you!"
It was the weirdest mix of anger, fear and confusion I've ever seen....
ANYWAY, it totally got me thinking, if he tried to get rid of me, why cant I just like get rid of him! It'll be easy enough, all I have to do call up ma homies! Yeah, I'm totally going to do that! Maybe we'll cancel Gossip Girl night this week...I think It's like the only time the Cyclopes, the Hundred-Handers and I are all free....damn....I love that show....



Yeahhhh....my dad really isn't the best role model...

xoxo Gossip GIRRRRRL! Hahahahaha.....such a great show!!! And that Chuck! What a total cutie!


Yep, im going to do it!! Ooooohhhh! I cant wait.... I want power sooooooo badly!!! I can see it now.... ME, sole ruler over gods and men...Master Of The Universe.... I'm actually getting chills! lol
"OH I just cant wait to be king!!" - The Lion King ALWAYS makes me cry... wish my dad was half as good as Simba's....
Oh well, his bad parenting will make it easier to overthrow him...



~ Zeus xx