MOOD: Intrigued but a little DOWN :(
O.M.G.... just saw this new guy; never seen him before in my life, like, ever... He's got this totally badass snake-head thing going on - there are like hundreds of them - and he's got really fab legs too... I bet his legs never get tired.... yeahhh....id kill for legs that never tire....
Anyways, I saw him round Mount Olympus just yesterday, but he completely ignored me when I tried to say hi! Man, I was so upset...
Doesn't he like me?? I mean, im approachable right? and funny....and really attractive.... why wouldn't someone want to get to know me...??
Id really like to know who this guy is, you know, so we can be friends.... I bet we'd be really close...
*sigh*
:(
~ Zeus xx
Wow, you're actually writing about this...?!
ReplyDeleteI was hoping you hadn't noticed me so it would be easier to ambush-I MEAN, ahh, REMAIN ANONYMOUS to you!!....yes....i like...being anonymous....
HEY its you!! Snake-head guy...!
DeleteTyphoeus actually...but you can call me Typhon...
Deleteyeah, ok whatever snake-head guy, sooooooo.....why did you avoid me???
DeleteUmmm... well, i was just popping in to kill- i mean KINDLE, yeah, kindle....that's right....kindle a friendship...with you...so i visited, but when i saw you weren't alone, i didn't want to... interrupt...
DeleteOh, ok, wow, and I thought you didn't like me! :) hehe what a relief...
Delete...you do like me don't you...???
Deleteummm... well, you're definitely on my list of people to ...deal with...as in, like, interact with...of course...
Deletehehehe...we should be friends...
DeleteYou know, I see a twinkle in your eye ;)
ahhh, its not a twinkle...its fire...
DeleteI think it's a twinkle....and it's quite pretty ;)
DeleteIT'S FIRE!! Burning, Raging FIRE!!
DeleteWell, I bet your 'fire' is just for me.... ;)
DeleteHA! Dream on...!
DeleteLook, obviously you have a major crush on my awesomeness, so just be quiet....
DeleteI can hear your weird farmyard mix of animal sounds from here...its hurting my head...
Bull, lion, hounds, snake...simple...they are the noises i make, and they cant be classified as farmyard animals at all! My sounds are perfectly normal and i don't care if they hurt your head!
DeleteYou're a weird, delusional, egocentric potato head! I seriously cant stand you any longer, so I'm going to say it outright... I AM PLANNING TO DEFEAT YOU!
Man, that hurt.... :'( I thought we were friends...apologise.... *sniffle*
DeleteHell No! I never even said we were friends, so get ready Zeusy-Boy, I, Typhon, am going to overthrow you... someone with a bit more masculinity needs to be in power...
DeleteExcuse ME?! WHAT did you say?!?!?!?!?! *growls*
Deletenothing really...just that we both know I am much better suited to ruling over all gods and men than you! Thus, you MUST be removed!!
Delete*thunder* OH I DONT THINK SOOOO!!!!!! *sky roars and bellows*
Deletedude, calm down, i wouldn't waste your ENERGY!!! HAHAHAHAAAA
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