PROMETHEUSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MOOD: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOW DARE YOU DEFY ME AND STEAL FIRE BACK!!!!!
I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU DIDNT EVEN HAVE A CONNECTION WITH HUMANS!

*thunder booms*

...I am going to punish you all with the worst thing imaginable, I will unleash pure misery and despair onto humanity, and this abomination will be made even WOEFUL with the beautiful irony that this one punishment, will also be the most irresistible, wonderful gift, in all of creation....

My punishment, is the creation of WOMEN!!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

And for YOU, Prometheus, chained to a rock, an Eagle will eat you liver, all day, every day, for the rest of eternity! Or until you are no longer immortal....WHICHEVER LASTS LONGER!

TITANOMACHY!!!

MOOD: POWERFUL!!! and excited ;)

Ok, that took a TAD longer than expected, but thanks to everyone who pitched in, the war against the titans is OVER!! Ahahahahaaaaa
I AM VICTORIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!! I alone, shall be the sole ruler over EVERYTHING!!!!! Take THAT Cronos!!!! :D

....unfortunately, we kinda cant kill the titans though, as yup, you guessed it, they're kinda immortal, and, they aren't all that keen on sitting idly by and watching their kids take over....I guess that one kinda slipped my mind when I was planning the whole thing...my bad.... but its ok, I solved the problem in the end!! I banished them all to TARTARUS!!! Hehehehehe, man, im like soooo totally good at all this!!! lol!

All this power is suddenly making me kinda....excited....now all I've got to do is get myself a cute lass! ;) ....if you know what I mean.... hehehehe ;)



~ Zeus xx